I’m sure he likes me, so why hasn't he asked me out? Got a loophole not listed in Part One? Read on, for exceptions to the rule. D) He’s too lazy – In the case that he is too lazy to ask you out (despite our assumption that he likes you) then this does not mean you should do the work for him. If he’s too lazy now, he’ll never be anything but uninspired, boring and well, lazy. Babysitting a sloth does not for a life make.
E) He’s shy – If he is shy he will man up and ask you o