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FYI MEN: Most common phrases most hated by women

The jury is in: women are the most divine creatures to ever roam the earth. At times though understanding the female kind feels more like dissecting a walking Haiku, every single day.

Fortunately I've written a detailed list of the phrases you should avoid when communicating with women. This list could be the truest words I've ever shared:

  • “I’m not sure, what do you want to do?”

  • “I don’t mind, what do you want to eat?”

  • “Is your period due soon? You’re a little sensitive”

  • “I’m just leaving work/home/friends place now” (3 hours late)

  • “I didn’t see your text”

  • “Have you brushed your teeth today?”

  • “What’s wrong with strippers?”

  • “I’m not looking at anything…”

  • “I just used a little bit of your (really expensive) cleanser”

  • “Oh no, I didn’t keep the receipt”

  • “I love that shirt, my ex bought it for me”

  • “Oh yeah, she’s a babe”

  • “Do you ever see (insert elite athlete/instagram model’s name here) at the gym when you’re there?”

  • “Can we have a threesome with….”

  • “Do you want to watch Blade Runner?”

  • “You look fine”

  • “We’re just friends”

  • “I don’t have any money until pay day”

  • “I have never seen her before in my life”

  • “It’s not better, it’s not worse – it’s just different” (referring to body part you’re asking about)

  • “It’s a boys night so you can’t come”

  • “What are you talking about?”

  • “Not this again….”

  • “She was amazing in bed but so dumb”

You've been warned.


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